Sunday, May 3, 2009

What's the deal...

Women are fucking up! How do men have all the power? Didn't we have a movement not too long ago? Did we forget that? Men, I think, have figured out our weakness and have not let it out to the public because they know the terrible outcome that will fall suit - women will stop giving it up!
We all know about using sex to manipulate men. I'm pretty sure there are other ways but we haven't found any. Or perhaps the sex has worked so well in the past - but what about the girls that don't want to go about that route? They still will get burned and there's no hope in hell they can come back with vengence!
I know this is kind of going against women power, but think about it! I was just at a bitch fest the other night and I can't believe how many of my fellow gals get blind sighted by some dude! Are we doing something wrong? Probably, fifty fifty. There are more sides to the coin, but doesn't anyone want some sort of justice? Wouldn't you just love to stick it to the guy that did you wrong?
Believe it or not, the worst thing you could do to a guy is to stick to what you promise. If he does something that is a DB (deal breaker) and you threaten to leave? LEAVE!!! There!!! Justice is served! If you were a good girl friend, you leaving will distroy him! MWHAHAHA...ahem.
Trust me, I know it's easier said than done. I've been there before with the back and forth and he not believing what I was telling him because I didn't follow through. Men, I think, are like children. You tell a kid that if he doesn't stop throwing things you will take away his Playstation. Guess what. He doesn't stop and you take away the Playstation - but give it back as soon as he starts throwing a tantrum and promises he'll be good. So to get him to shut up and leave you alone, you cave. Oh, big surprise, he continues to be a doucebag! Get where I'm going with this?
Okay I'm done giving you ladies a lecture.
Men!! Really?? You need to try harder! There are some rules that you need to bend. For instance, don't hit on a girl the way you would want to be hit on. I'm sure it would be cool for once if a chick came up to you and said, "hey cutie...how about you let me buy you a drink and I let you fuck me". No. Eww. First off, do I really need to remind you that we are PEOPLE not objects?! Do I look like a blow up doll? Then don't treat me like one. Now, it's our jobs as women to point this out to men and hopefully the word will spread and men will tone down the lameness. A key to a woman's heart is through laughter. So if you're not funny...learn to be charming. If you're not charming, be clever, if you're not clever, be nice. If you're not nice, keep your mouth shut and pump iron. Same to you ladies. You have to have SOMETHING going for you or you'll find someone just like you...useless. Then you'll breed more useless people that only take money from the government and to get more government money they pump out more useless soon to be rapists people because they don't have any skills...woah, where's the road? What was I writing about? Meh...

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